tyleroakley:

a thing was done and my dash did it

tyleroakley:

a thing was done and my dash did it

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drawsshits:

when a person you dislike give you even more reason to hate them

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I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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federyk-is-a-rising-demon:

sorry i can’t hear you over the sound of his character development

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Me: *out for dinner with my dad because we were too lazy to cook*
Random Old Lady: *comes up out of no where with the most judgmental look ever* (will also be refereed to as 'ROL')
ROL: Isn't he a little old for you?
Me: Well, considering he's my Dad, I'd say that your a judgmental hag.
Dad: *chokes into his drink*
ROL: You should respect your elders.
Me: You should respect your youth, we're the ones who'll decide on whether or not to pull your cord in like, what? Five weeks?
Dad: *chokes on his drink again*
ROL: *storms off*
Dad: *looks at me with a disapproving look*
Me: What?
Dad: Come on, you and I both know it will be three weeks.


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tweeckos:

a gay camp that parents send their children to in order to be “corrected” that is actually a disguised safe haven for LGBT youths

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snorlaxatives:

the first person to ever fall asleep was probably like “aw fuck i’m dying” but then woke up hours later and was like “aw yeah that’s the shit i do like”

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unjolras:

my body isnt a temple my body is a castle with a moat and crocodiles and a dragon who will set you on fire if you touch me

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gothamswhore:

bamashark:

rlywrmn:

andheavenwaits:

inner—utopia:

Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.

BLESS THAT PERSON SO HARD.

yesss

I try so hard to be that person.

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taurielsilvan:

the lion king II + kiara for lena

"A wise king once told me, we are one. I didn’t understand him then. Now I do.” - “But they…” - “Them? Us. Look at them, they are us. What differences do you see?”

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